Amid rumors of a rare auto-immune/respiratory disease, Jacko is perhaps making plans to give the Beatles catalog back to Sir Paul upon his death. If I was to place bets, I'd give the once-finest Beatle at least ten more years on this planet than MJ, so this could actually be a big deal.
See here and here. If anyone has seen the original story, supposedly in the British Daily Mirror, please send it along.
I personally think the Beatles catalog should be given over to some sort of NATO or UN peacekeeping force, as neither Paul nor Michael can be trusted to respect the songs at this point. This is what I'm picturing: MJ dies, and a month later none of us can escape Escalade commercials featuring the new Neptunes remix of "Drive My Car" featuring a geriatric Sheryl Crow and a still-crazy Britney Spears.
And possibly the Elephant Man's bones.
In other Jackson-related news, was Tito actually the inspiration for "Billie Jean"?
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1 comment:
why does jacko hate ringo? i trust him, he seems so lovable. paul would probably leave the rights to his daughter and then they would just be used for catwalk songs at her fashion shows. maybe.
we can have a fight when you get back about what you mean by calling paul the "once finest" Beatle.
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